sweet17: Hi
Fragon: hello
Fragon: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Fragon: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Fragon: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Fragon: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Fragon: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Fragon: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Fragon: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Fragon: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Fragon: Don't f**king laugh at me!
Fragon: This s**t is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Fragon: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a f**king break
Fragon: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Fragon: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Fragon: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Fragon: It's kind of embarrasing.
Fragon: I had sex with a turkey.
Fragon: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.
Fragon: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Fragon: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Fragon: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
Fragon: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Fragon: Hurry up.
Fragon: Are you there?
Fragon: F**k you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Fragon: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Fragon: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Fragon: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Fragon: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Fragon: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!
Fragon: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
Fragon: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Fragon: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Fragon: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Fragon: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Fragon: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Fragon: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Fragon: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Fragon: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Fragon: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Fragon: The profile pic is a fake.
Fragon: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Fragon: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Fragon: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Fragon: I was going to until I saw that picture
Fragon: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Fragon: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Fragon: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Fragon: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F**K YOU!!!
Fragon: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Fragon: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Fragon: You're right. I'm not.
Fragon: HAARR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
Fragon: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
Fragon: Wait a sec
Fragon: We got off on the wrong foot.
Fragon: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
Fragon: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
Fragon: You heard me.
Fragon: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Fragon: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Fragon: Well I'm not like most men.
Fragon: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Fragon: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
Fragon: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
Fragon: Why?
sweet17: cause
Fragon: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Fragon: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Fragon: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
Fragon: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Fragon: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Fragon: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Fragon: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Fragon: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Fragon: ok?
Fragon: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Fragon: Oh yes I am!
Fragon: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Fragon: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Fragon: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Fragon: Ok. Here we go.
Fragon: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Fragon: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Fragon: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Fragon: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Fragon: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Fragon: You gotta do better than that!
Fragon: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARR
Fragon: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Fragon: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Fragon: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Fragon: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mm you are good
Fragon: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Fragon: going limp
sweet17: HARR
Fragon: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Fragon: You begin to sway back and forth.
Fragon: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Fragon: ...still limp
Fragon: Do it!
sweet17: HARR
Fragon: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Fragon: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Fragon: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Fragon: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Fragon: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Fragon: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Fragon: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Fragon: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Fragon: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Fragon: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
Fragon: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Fragon: Your parrot flys away.
Fragon: ...going limp again.
Fragon: Hello?
Fragon: Say it!
Fragon: HAARR!!
Lol he left.tinychat is better then xat xat has lamers who think there cool when there owner -.-
Fragon: hello
Fragon: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Fragon: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Fragon: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Fragon: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Fragon: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Fragon: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Fragon: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Fragon: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Fragon: Don't f**king laugh at me!
Fragon: This s**t is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Fragon: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a f**king break
Fragon: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Fragon: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Fragon: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Fragon: It's kind of embarrasing.
Fragon: I had sex with a turkey.
Fragon: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.
Fragon: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Fragon: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Fragon: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
Fragon: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Fragon: Hurry up.
Fragon: Are you there?
Fragon: F**k you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Fragon: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Fragon: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Fragon: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Fragon: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Fragon: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!
Fragon: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
Fragon: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Fragon: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Fragon: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Fragon: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Fragon: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Fragon: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Fragon: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Fragon: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Fragon: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Fragon: The profile pic is a fake.
Fragon: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Fragon: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Fragon: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Fragon: I was going to until I saw that picture
Fragon: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Fragon: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Fragon: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Fragon: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F**K YOU!!!
Fragon: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Fragon: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Fragon: You're right. I'm not.
Fragon: HAARR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
Fragon: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
Fragon: Wait a sec
Fragon: We got off on the wrong foot.
Fragon: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
Fragon: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
Fragon: You heard me.
Fragon: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Fragon: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Fragon: Well I'm not like most men.
Fragon: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Fragon: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
Fragon: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
Fragon: Why?
sweet17: cause
Fragon: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Fragon: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Fragon: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
Fragon: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Fragon: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Fragon: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Fragon: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Fragon: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Fragon: ok?
Fragon: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Fragon: Oh yes I am!
Fragon: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Fragon: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Fragon: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Fragon: Ok. Here we go.
Fragon: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Fragon: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Fragon: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Fragon: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Fragon: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Fragon: You gotta do better than that!
Fragon: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARR
Fragon: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Fragon: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Fragon: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Fragon: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mm you are good
Fragon: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Fragon: going limp
sweet17: HARR
Fragon: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Fragon: You begin to sway back and forth.
Fragon: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Fragon: ...still limp
Fragon: Do it!
sweet17: HARR
Fragon: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Fragon: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Fragon: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Fragon: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Fragon: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Fragon: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Fragon: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Fragon: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Fragon: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Fragon: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
Fragon: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Fragon: Your parrot flys away.
Fragon: ...going limp again.
Fragon: Hello?
Fragon: Say it!
Fragon: HAARR!!
Lol he left.tinychat is better then xat xat has lamers who think there cool when there owner -.-