YO MAMMAS SO DIRTY SHE FLOSES HER TEETH WITH UR DICK
YO MAMMAS SO FAT ,I HIT HER IN THE STOMAC ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND IT DIDNT STOP JIGGLING UNTIL NEW YEars day
yo mamas so ugly she sneaks up on herself in the meer.

ummm you posted this in the totally wrong section

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whats a meer

Lol i think he meant mirror

yo mama so stupid she thought you were gettin stoned hittin the bongo.
yo mama so ugly she took her halloween mask off and children ran scared.

this one i heard and liked

yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

ok