So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant.

the anteater latter got wasted and threw up the ant

Car comes crashing in and hits the ant

fragon walks by and sees it pic it up then eats it

Fragon gets pole shoved up his ass going through his stomach and ant comes out
Fire hydrant breaks and shoots at ant

the water in the fire hydrant runs out the ants starts walking then it gets stepped on by an elephant

Elephant foot is fat so it sinks in
It pops out ten years later when Technology is far advanced then before
And falls into puddle

one of the robot people walk by then lets out air from their foot or whatever they have and blows the puddle away then it thinks the ant is a threat because its not comon to see them then shoots it with it's laser vision

Water in future is half metal so it protects the ant
Robot then throws ant all the way too the Middle East with terrorists surrounding him

terrorists kill it then it came back to live and terrorists see how it can help them in suicide bombs so they have it on their side

and the other terrorist came and stone the ant to death

Ant turn into suicide bomber and kills self
Ant is Tony Stark, so he live from a bomb and is revived by a man and forced to rebuild a certain missile

then the ant aka tony stark got butt raped by a giant centipede

The Ant after 2 hours of getting buttraped walked away like a boss
And he walked into a volcano

the ant hit one of the rocks in the volcano and started to walk back to the top then a kid spit in it, hit the ant then the ant fell into the lava

The ant still being bionic turn on his jets and flew out of there
Ant then runs out of fuel and accidently activates self destruct nuke mode

it fails then the and is there flying while trying to blow up then he eventually runs out of fuel and starts to fall

It then takes off the suit and the suits land on jugg killing him instantly
While the ant is laughing uncontrollably he forgets that he is even falling and feels no pain at all

When he falls on the dead body of Jugg the suit had activated the self destruct mode again

a terrorists had stollen the jacket before it blew up to go blow up a city it then killed the terrorist and the ant that was chasing him

The still being super awesome lived because he used Jugg's dead body as a shield
A building then falls on the ant

people latter found the ant in the rubble and saved him after that one of the machines drove over the ant

the machine that ran over him so happened to be a ambulance and saved his life
After being released from the hospital a terrorist held him hostage

they forced the ant to be on their side then the ant suicide bombed the capital

Right before he went in to the Capital he switched sides and sent in another terrorist
But the explosion blows him up in the air up to 10,000 feet and he is starting to plummet to his death

he uses his jacket as a parachute then falls into the ocean