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    Post: #1on Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:21 am

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    sweet17: Hi
    Fragon: hello
    Fragon: who is this?
    sweet17: just a someone?
    Fragon: A someone I know?
    sweet17: nope
    Fragon: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    sweet17: well sorry
    sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
    Fragon: why?
    sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
    Fragon: Hey wait a minute
    sweet17: yes?
    Fragon: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
    sweet17: paranoid?
    Fragon: yes
    sweet17: of what?
    sweet17: me?
    Fragon: No. I'm in hiding.
    sweet17: LOL
    Fragon: Don't f**king laugh at me!
    Fragon: This s**t is serious!
    sweet17: What are you hiding from?
    Fragon: The cops.
    sweet17: gimme a f**king break
    Fragon: I'm serious.
    sweet17: I don't get it
    Fragon: The cops are after me.
    sweet17: For what?
    Fragon: I'm wanted in three states
    sweet17: For???
    Fragon: It's kind of embarrasing.
    Fragon: I had sex with a turkey.
    Fragon: Hello?
    sweet17: You are f**king sick.
    Fragon: Send me your picture.
    sweet17: why?
    Fragon: so I know you aren't one of them.
    sweet17: One of what?
    Fragon: The cops.
    sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
    Fragon: Then send me your picture.
    sweet17: hold on
    Fragon: Hurry up.
    Fragon: Are you there?
    Fragon: F**k you, cop!
    sweet17: Hey sorry
    sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
    Fragon: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    Fragon: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    Fragon: Weren't you!?
    sweet17: thats not it
    Fragon: Then what?
    sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
    Fragon: Most cops aren't
    sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!
    Fragon: Then send me the picture.
    sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
    Fragon: Just send it through here.
    sweet17: alright *PIC*
    sweet17: Did you get it?
    Fragon: Hold on. I'm looking.
    sweet17: That was me back in may
    sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
    Fragon: I hope so
    sweet17: what?!?
    sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
    Fragon: Did it?
    sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
    Fragon: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    sweet17: yes
    Fragon: Alright let me find it.
    sweet17: kks
    Fragon: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    sweet17: this isn't you.
    Fragon: I'll be damned if it ain't!
    sweet17: You don't look like that.
    Fragon: How the hell do you know?
    sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
    Fragon: The profile pic is a fake.
    Fragon: I use it to hide from the cops.
    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    Fragon: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
    Fragon: Not to mention all the groceries.
    sweet17: Go f**k yourself
    Fragon: I was going to until I saw that picture
    Fragon: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
    sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
    sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
    sweet17: you hurt me.
    Fragon: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
    sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
    Fragon: Why would I do that?
    sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
    Fragon: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    sweet17: F**K YOU!!!
    Fragon: You'd break both of his legs.
    sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!
    sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
    sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
    Fragon: Ok. I'm sorry.
    sweet17: No you aren't
    Fragon: You're right. I'm not.
    Fragon: HAARR!
    sweet17: I'm done with you
    Fragon: Aww. I'm sorry.
    sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
    Fragon: Wait a sec
    Fragon: We got off on the wrong foot.
    Fragon: Wanna start over?
    sweet17: No
    Fragon: I'll eat your kitty
    sweet17: You'll what?
    Fragon: You heard me.
    Fragon: I said I'd eat your kitty.
    sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
    Fragon: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
    sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
    Fragon: Well I'm not like most men.
    Fragon: I get excited in different ways.
    sweet17: Like what?
    Fragon: Do you really wanna know?
    sweet17: I don't know
    Fragon: You have to tell me yes or no.
    sweet17: I'm afraid to
    Fragon: Why?
    sweet17: cause
    Fragon: cause why?
    sweet17: well lets see
    sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
    sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
    Fragon: Nope
    sweet17: well its strange to me
    Fragon: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
    sweet17: I didn't say that
    Fragon: So is that a yes?
    sweet17: I guess so.
    Fragon: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
    Fragon: Are you willing?
    sweet17: What do you need me to do?
    Fragon: I need you talk like a pirate.
    sweet17: ???
    Fragon: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
    Fragon: ok?
    Fragon: Hello?
    sweet17: You can't be serious
    Fragon: Oh yes I am!
    Fragon: It's my fantasy.
    sweet17: this is retarded
    Fragon: Do you want it or not?
    sweet17: Yes I want it.
    Fragon: Then you'll do it for me?
    sweet17: sure
    Fragon: Ok. Here we go.
    Fragon: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
    Fragon: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
    Fragon: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
    Fragon: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.
    sweet17: mmmm yeah
    Fragon: uh oh ...going limp.
    sweet17: Har
    Fragon: You gotta do better than that!
    Fragon: Your picture was really bad.
    sweet17: HARR
    Fragon: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
    Fragon: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
    Fragon: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
    Fragon: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
    sweet17: mm you are good
    Fragon: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
    Fragon: going limp
    sweet17: HARR
    Fragon: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
    Fragon: You begin to sway back and forth.
    Fragon: going limp
    sweet17: this is stupid
    Fragon: ...still limp
    Fragon: Do it!
    sweet17: HARR
    Fragon: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
    Fragon: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    Fragon: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    Fragon: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    Fragon: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    Fragon: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    Fragon: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
    Fragon: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    Fragon: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
    Fragon: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
    Fragon: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
    Fragon: Your parrot flys away.
    Fragon: ...going limp again.
    Fragon: Hello?
    Fragon: Say it!
    Fragon: HAARR!!

    Lol he left.tinychat is better then xat xat has lamers who think there cool when there owner -.-




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    Post: #2on Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:33 am

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    LMFAOO!!!! Wow that was funny, making her saying HARR LOLOL




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    Post: #3on Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:39 am

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    LMFAO that was funny as hell xD









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    Post: #4on Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:40 am

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    HARR!! lol


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    Post: #5on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:01 am

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    XDDD i would do that ==>I had sex with a turkey but i dont think thats a crime 80.. Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... XD this one was funny




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    Post: #6on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:02 am

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    lol this one lasted longer than the other one Laughing









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    Post: #7on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:07 am

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    This was more funny




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    Post: #8on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:08 am

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    Post: #9on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:10 am

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    when did he do this?




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    Post: #10on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:20 am

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    Post: #11on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:22 am

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    80




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    Post: #12on Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:27 pm

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    Lol xD i did it yesterday in tinychat cant believe she believe i had sex with a turkey Razz HAAR!! lol and

    sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
    Fragon: Most cops aren't
    sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!

    /\Lol made him rage/\

    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    Fragon: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
    Fragon: Not to mention all the groceries.
    sweet17: Go f**k yourself
    Fragon: I was going to until I saw that picture
    Fragon: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

    /\Lol I like this part i still think about it in the night and Laugh xD/\


    sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
    Fragon: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    sweet17: F**K YOU!!!
    Fragon: You'd break both of his legs.
    sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!

    /\LMAOXDDDD/\

    the reason this one lasted longer cause she didn't leave like that other bch -.- i should stop?





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    Post: #13on Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:31 pm

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    No keep doing this exept dont make new threads jst keep updateing these its funny xD









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    Post: #14on Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:49 pm

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    lol this is hilarious, especially how you got her to say HARR













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    Post: #15on Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:56 pm

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    lemme join next time B)




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    Post: #16on Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:26 pm

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    lol that would be funny to people Laughing









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    Post: #17on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:09 pm

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    Laughing




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    MASTERRRRBATIONNNN TIME COME ON!!

    its time to masterbate...

    MASTERRRRBATIONNNN TIME COME ON!!!

    a pirody of the song celebration time


    Post: #22on Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:25 pm

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    lol i thought that for a sec i was like wtf??









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    Post: #23on Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:56 pm

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    RR is dum i downloaded a demo on my psp and it is dum


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    not the online Rolling Eyes btw out of topic




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